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The DMV’s website brings you the same level of service you’ve come to expect from their brick and mortar branches:

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It was that kind of day…

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All the news that’s fit to spit

Some headlines from the rumpled paper I found on the chair at my table in the cafe this evening, this past Friday’s New York Times:

3 Kurds Slain in Paris, in Locked-Door Mystery

A Chainsaw-Free Mainstream

Visit by Google Chairman May Benefit North Korea

Man in Plastic Ball Dies on Russia Ski Slope

Monastery from Spain Ends up in California

Gun Enthusiast With Popular Online Videos is Shot to Death in Georgia

Sifting Sand To Rebuild Beaches After Storm

We live in a weird time on a weird planet.

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Zéro de conduite, Rue Jacob, Paris

Zéro de conduite by PatXIX
Zéro de conduite, a photo by PatXIX on Flickr.

Not the film, a bar on Rue Jacob in Paris

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We love… Hannah Hart and My Drunk Kitchen

Check it out: Hannah Hart – Home – Harto & Co.

The official homepage for the latest happenings with Hannah Hart.

Come and take a load off! Have a drink, have a think, buy a shirt, couldn’t hurt.

Big fans of poetry here. Be prepared for intermittent limericks.

Find out about floor pizza, and how all food containing cheese is really just an excuse to eat cheese – and watch Hannah cut out the middleperson – in her latest video.

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The perils of non-contextual ads

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Anti-Word of the Day: Onboarding

The OED word of the day is frenemy, n. :

A person with whom one is friendly, despite a fundamental dislike or rivalry; a person who combines the characteristics of a friend and an enemy. (via Oxford English Dictionary.)

For my anti-word of the day—or perhaps non-word or marketroid word of the day—I am chosing something that the OED is more likely to consider a straight-up enemy than a frenemy: onboarding

Employee Onboarding: There’s a fairly new term in the talent management world and it’s called onboarding employees.  This idea has been around for quite some time, and it used to be known as new employee orientation.  But as we’ll soon explain, onboarding is more about retaining talent than getting people settled in their new office. (via Money-zine.com.)

Frankly, it sounds a bit like a kind of managerial water-boarding to me.

Whenever I hear management-speak like this, I feel like Göring (mis)reportedly did on hearing the word culture—I get the urge to reach for a weapon of some sort.

And according to those gentlefolk and scholars, Merriam and Webster, it’s not even a word:

For more, on the management practice, see Onboarding – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

 

 

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tinfoil hat, n. : Oxford English Dictionary

 

tinfoil hat, n. :

Pronunciation: Brit. /ˌtɪnfɔɪl ˈhat/ , U.S. /ˈˌtɪnˌfɔɪl ˈhæt/

orig. and chiefly U.S.

A hat made from tinfoil.

With allusion to the belief that such a hat protects the wearer from mind control, surveillance, or similar types of threat. Frequently either extraterrestrials or the government are imagined to be the source of such threats.

(via Oxford English Dictionary.)

The earliest cited use of the term in the OED is from 1982, though the concept has been around much longer – since a 1927 science fiction story, according to the Wikipedia entry.

Be sure to check out The Tinfoil Hat Song. If that speaks to you, you might want to get Tinfoil Hat Linux. You might also want to read “MIT Researchers Claim Tin-Foil Hats Don’t Stop Government Mind Control Rays.”

Myself, I’ll stick to my tinfoil-lined duct tape wallet for the time-being. Aliens and men in black may be scary, but ID snafflers seem like a more real and present danger. How To Make A RFID Blocking Wallet.

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Spoof London Underground Announcements

“You’ve got the microphone. It’s a Monday morning. There are hundreds of bored commuters listening. The temptation is simply too much…” Spoof London Underground Announcements – Emma Clarke.

Here’s a sample.

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All 55 Things I Own

All 55 Things I Own | Exile Lifestyle: What does it say about this guy that one of the only 55 things he owns is an electric nose hair trimmer?

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We love… word processing – old school style

As Ken MacLeod notes, “One of the major problems for writers is that the machine we use to write is connected to the biggest engine of distraction ever invented.”

But he suggests a mechanical alternative to our computers that might allow us to produce writing without any of the distractions of our computers (tweet feeds, updates from the Beijing streetscene, DC shenanigans, online poker, porn).

Something like this, if I read him correctly:

Remington No.5 Streamline Portable in Matte (1940s): This Remington portable from the 1940s continued the Streamline design with a few improvements. The streamline design exemplifies the values identified with modernity: mobility, speed, efficiency, luxury and hygiene. The sharp corners and transitions here are rounded off with everything given a sort of aerodynamic feel. (via mytypewriter.com.)

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Nerdware for nerds scared of full-chest tattoos

Come on – you know you want it…

“SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT” – Threadless.com – Best t-shirts in the world.

Thx to Nicola Griffith – author of Ammonite – from bringing this to my attention.

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is an over-caffeinated and under-employed grad school dropout, aspiring leftwing intellectual and cultural studies academic, film buff and occasional reviewer, and former private detective. Raised in San Francisco on classic film, radical politics, burritos and soul music, then set loose upon the world. He spends his time in coffee shops with his laptop and headphones, caffeinating and trying to construct a post-whatever life.

 

What's in a name... The handle "zerode" is a contraction of Zéro de Conduite, the title of Jean Vigo's 1933 movie masterpiece about schoolboy rebellion.

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